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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025)

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  • Today, Nov 13
  1. 4:15 pm
  2. 9:45 pm

Director: Mary Bronstein Run Time: 113 min. Rating: R Release Year: 2025

Starring: Rose Byrne, A$AP Rocky, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein, Ivy Wolk

Country: United States
Language: English

About the film:

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

About the filmmaker:

Mary Bronstein is an American filmmaker and actress best known for her debut feature Yeast (2008) and her 2025 film If I Had Legs I’d Kick You, which premiered at Sundance.

 

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